October 29, 2007

On the omnipresence of limited abilities


The system-wide spelling checker now does grammar too. Bad grammar gets a green underline instead of red.

It's not the most robust grammar checker in the world—for example, it thinks "This are good" is perfectly fine—but like the spelling checker, its omnipresence makes up for its limited abilities.

— from John Siracusa's exhaustive review of the newly updated Macintosh operating system, OSX 10.5, at ars technicha

Over at Language Log, Geoffrey Pullum, who is an actual bespoke linguist and therefore to my mind entitiled to go on about such things, says a few brisk things about computer grammar checkers. He quotes Jason Snell approvingly:

"… Grammar Check—at last, the most useless feature ever added to Microsoft Word has been added to Mac OS X! With this feature, an infinite number of monkeys will analyze your writing and present you with useless grammar complaints while not alerting you to actual grammatical errors because computers don't understand grammar. Sure, it sounds great on a box—or a promotional Web site—but anyone who knows, knows that grammar checking is a sham. Just say no."

In his review John Siracusa says the grammar checker's omnipresence makes up for its limited abilities, but this can't be the measure against which he judges all poor tools. Just because it's nearby doesn't make up for anything if it can't do the job right. And now the grammar checker, which in this case is a grammar checker not even as robust as the common run of them so roundly denounced by Mr. Snell above, is just that: ubiquitous, now capable of interposing its errant stuff anywhere the Macinosh user might care to sneak off to and write a bit of something.

Mr. Siracusa has a comprehensive knowledge of the Macintosh operating sysem in all its bewildering modern-day complexity, as his review demonstrates, and on any number of abstruse issues affecting the coding of the thing he has firm opinions that are well beyond my ability to follow. But I think I equal and perhaps surpass him in my experience with poor tools. Generally, having them at hand only increases the inevitable mischief they'll work.

October 27, 2007

doglook 1

doglook number one

From the files of the Bureau of Lost or Stolen Appellations: The case of the loosed word

From the invaluable Silva Rhetoricæ created by Professor Gideon O. Burton of BYU:


ampliatio ampliatio am'-pli-a'-ti-o
from Lat. amplio, "to extend"
adjournment, an old name for a new thing

Using the name of something or someone before it has obtained that name or after the reason for that name has ceased. A form of epitheton.
 
Examples
 
Even after the man was healed from his ailment by Jesus, he was still referred to as "Simon the leper."


In the case of the indicated Simon, the name did not cease with the disease, but carried its baggage of significances forward with each new utterance, extending by ampliatio the allowed reference to the now no longer existent condition. Simon is not a leper, but he remains Simon the leper by ampliatio.

Additionally, as confimed in private email by Professor Gideon O. Burton himself, whose judgement goes unquestioned here at the Bureau, ampliatio can also serve a word back along the arrow of time into a past that happened well before the name itself was first brought up.

Thus, in saying, "Reptiles roaming Montana all those many years ago were the famous dinosaur kind of reptiles, as shown by the bone," a little ampliatio issues out of Montana, casting the word back, a made word, Montana, the newly acceptable something or other to call the indicated American place in the late nineteenth-century hurley-burley of its approaching statehood, ampliatio in our example casting the new name made for the new made state comprehensibly back into a past before that name obtained, and then dragging forward the meaning of Montana made there to suit the needs of saying "Reptiles roaming Montana all those many years ago were the famous dinosaur kind of reptiles, as shown by the bone."

Useful stuff, ampliatio. It allows for the application of the appellation along the termporal plane, the word tossed comprehensibly forward and back along the time line measured from the word's first use, leaving the messy analysis of all the other wanderings of word meanings to all your other tools.

Naturally in an effort to reduce the work flow here at the Bureau to a mangeable stream much of our attention over the years has been directed toward separating out as early as practicable in the application process those cases involving the loosed name, which are properly referred to the Ampliatio Work Group (which has operated semi-independently and only nominally under the direction of the Effectuator for some years now), rather than the lost or stolen name which is our own specialty here at the Bureau. The pre-application interview is meant to redirect such cases, but no system is perfect, and sometimes we find ourselves well along the path of processing a claim before it's discovered to everyone's annoyance that it was the loosed name not the lost or stolen one that was in question all along, the client having taken on advertently or not some appellation that cannot fail to be carried forward or now tossed back at the whim of the ampliatio engendered by it. As that which is left of the past word brought forward is so hard to lose, and what's sent back in time by the new made name can hardly be stolen from a past it never had, it's difficult to see how the resources of the Bureau, such as they are, can be of any help in these cases, but this fact is lost on many prospective clients.

/p.r.
Secretary to the Deputy Effectuator
Bureau of Lost or Stolen Appellations
WAAGNFNP (ret.)

October 20, 2007

Becoming Resigned


Sat Oct 20, 5:27am
TEHRAN(AFP, via Yahoo! News)- Iran's top negotiator on its controversial nuclear programme, Ali Larijani has resigned, the state news agency IRNA reported on Saturday, quoting the Islamic republic's government spokesman.
[…]
Elham added that Iran's meeting with EU foreign policy chief Javier Solana will go ahead "as scheduled with the new head of supreme national security council," which was headed by Larijani as his official title.
[…]
Despite several meetings during the past year, Larijani and Solana have not overcome the deadlock over Tehran's refusal to suspend its sensitive uranium enrichment activities.
[…]
The West, led by the United States, believes that Iran's nuclear programme is cover for a drive to develop an atomic bomb, but Tehran insists it is for civilian objectives only.


If Iran wishes to transform itself now from an oil-producing economic power to an electrical-energy producing economic power by way of nuclear energy, then this is certainly the time to do it, while Iran's diminished supply of oil is still raking in huge amounts of cash that can be spent on such a far-sighted transformation.

In the years since the invasion of Iraq by the United States, the price of oil has risen from near $50 a barrel to nearer $90, lots of that profitable rise making its way into the Iranian economy. With all that money sloshing around in a system that is formally closed off in certain directions by international sanctions, things cost more in Iran over time. The cost of living there increases inexorably, and the general attitude so acutely labelled social unrest becomes intrinsic to all those increasingly unable to afford to live there at all.

If the belief on the part of the West, led by the United States, that "Iran's nuclear programme is cover for a drive to develop an atomic bomb" is a belief fueled by the incorrigible foriegn policy fantasies of the Bush Administration, then it is unlikely to be true in any meanigful sense, or, believed in one way or the other by anyone speaking for the Bush Administration on the matter, each of whom I personally suspect of having their own reasons for making any claim.



"Head of supreme national security council" is the official title of the position Mr. Larijani held until his resignation, according to the report by AFP. Perhaps there's a more acute translation of Mr. Larijani's job title; however it's said, introducing the blunt granduer of "supreme" into the mention of any arbitrary government job is not an uncommon move. Evidently this is the case in Iran, where millennia of government jobs have experienced the inflationary effect of introducing progressively more exalted terms for what was commonly called something else before, to the point where the significance of "supreme" itself, the logical end of such inflation, becomes deflated by regular use, and only the degree of utter generality expressed by the rest of the job title can lift it back up. The more general the rest of the title, the greater the degree of supremacy being claimed by its owner.

Mr. Larijani was given a portentious and succinct title, and a job he tried to resign from many times.

He mentioned on Wednesday that Vladimir Putin had floated a proposal to break the deadlock in the crisis when he spoke with supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei during his visit to Iran earlier in the week.

On Friday, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told the Fars News Agency there was no nuclear proposal.

It's not clear where President Ahmadinejad got this idea, which contadicts what Mr. Laijani said just a few days before. Perhaps he was told to say it by supreme leader Ayatollah Khomenei for some reason. Maybe Putin asked him to say it. Or maybe he just came up with it on his own.

At any rate, Mr. Lijani is out, and Mr. Solana, who is tasked with reporting back by mid-November to a consortium of nations including Britain, France, Germany, Russia, China and the United States on Iran's willingness to forswear its uranium enrichment program, is left with no one to dance with at the present time.

October 19, 2007

Continuing on with the rice for hungry people

I constructed a game from the quiz found at freerice.com, as discussed in the preceding post here at the Quotidian (formerly the Diurnal Journal).


Say you may test your vocabulary against however many words you can evaluate in thirty minutes time but must stop play if you fall from Level 50 (judging by languagehat's experience, you will). With best play, how many grains of rice can you accumulate for hungry people?


It would probably be best to read that previous post to get a sense of what the freerice quiz is about, but as for the the description of the game made from it, the statement above is unexceptional. The participant's vocabulary is tested. All who can play to Level 50 and out in thirty minutes time, do, and are discharged from the game. The remainder flounder about for half an hour accumulating more and more correct answers along their longer path to the unachieved goal, Level 50 and out, and then they stop.

The more correct answers necessary to arrive at level 50 and then out, the better for the hungry people waiting on their rice, since correct answers instantly translate into grains of rice for hungry people by the rules of the game.

So best play in this game would be to play for the entire thirty minutes, accumulating scads of correct answers, but choosing some errant definition of the word given in the quiz from time to time instead of plowing with a perfect string of correct answers directly toward the inevitable moment of exit from Level 50 and from the game, an inevitability foretold by languagehat's experience with the quiz and my own.

No one knows all the words. No one knows all the words in the list of them in Level 50 of the quiz, and few know all the words in the list of them in Level 49, and only slightly more know all the words in the list in Level 48.

The path of best play is the longest path that doesn't quite arrive at Level 50, but that extends all the way to the end of the half hour, grabbing up as many correct answers as possible without ever reaching that state where one bad choice ends the game rather that prolongs it.

This game is left as an exercise for the reader.

October 18, 2007

A nutritious game

Every time your browser loads a page that has an advertisement on it, the server out there on the internet that hosts the page registers a page hit, one of the metrics used to determine how much an advertiser pays the page's owner for publishing that ad. Here's a site that turns page hits into advertising dollars into grains of rice to feed hungry people.

If lots and lots of people visit freerice.com, the page hits pile up. The advertisers at the free rice site have been persuaded to fork over the equivalent of a few extra grains of rice for each additional page hit registered by the participants in the site's vocabulary quiz, who, if my experience is any measure, will click and click and click away at the suggested definitions, piling up the page hits and the grains of rice for hungry people, until running out of words after thirty minutes or so. Any site that can sustain the presence of an individual reader for thirty minutes at a stretch is a marvel in this age, prized by advertisers for the good chance that their pitch will be noticed if repeated over and over as the page hits mount.

I ran into the site by way of languagehat, who pointed to a Metafilter thread where freerice.com had been discussed, and mentioned that he'd reached the score of fifty.


As you get words right, you move up to higher levels; the highest is Level 50, and I've managed to stay there for fairly long periods... but then they stump me with a word like nisus (yes, I should have studied harder in Latin class) and I drop back down.


After about twenty-five minutes I was able to reach Level 50, staying there just long enough to click on the wrong definition of the very next word and falling immediately back down to Level 49. But still, even if it was an outlier I took some pleasure in reaching at least once that territory where languagehat roams so freely, and at some point in the twenty-five minutes I realized that would be the goal, to get to Level 50 and see how long I last and stop.

The quiz is straightforward: a word is served up with four possible meanings. The participant clicks on the suspected meaning and moves on to the next page, where the choice is scored, and a further word offered up. With a series of correct answers the participant ascends to the next level until Level 50 is reached. With a wrong answer, the participant is demoted to a lower level. The quiz words are given in ascending order of obscurity, with Level 50 containing words that are almost never reached for and Level 51 presumably containing words that are never encountered at all.

Anyhow, I played the quiz simultaneously in two browser windows. I did middling in the right hand window, where I started off with a bad go and took some time getting back up into the 40's, though in the process found that I was actually accumulating a lot more rice for hungry people in that quiz than in the quiz in the left-hand browser, where I was relatively error free and rose through the levels without a lot of backtracking. Every time I fell from and then regained Level 43 in the right-hand window the slog back up to 43 was rewarded with its additional grains of rice, so that by the time I reached Level 50 in the quiz on my left I had actually managed to accumulate 50% more rice for hungry people in the quiz on my right, 1200 grains or so to 800 something.

This is a curious result. I failed more often in the right hand window, but that quiz was more productive. Because I took a much longer path to Level 48 it required many more correct answers to get there than it did to reach Level 48 in the left-hand quiz, and as the correct answers accumulated on the right, so did the grains of rice for hungry people.

Say you may test your vocabulary against however many words you can evaluate in thirty minutes time but must stop play if you fall from Level 50 (judging by languagehat's experience, you will). With best play, how many grains of rice can you accumulate for hungry people?

October 10, 2007

Human Interface Design

We have a winner.



Found on the WWII submarine USS Pampanito, berthed at Pier 45 in San Francisco.

October 09, 2007

A Hardly Strictly Followup

Sunset behind the Star Stage on Sunday at the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in San Francisco.


That white-haired fellow on the right is Del McCoury, singing Richard Thompson's Vincent Back Lightning, just as he does in this video, except right there live in front of a few thousand people in Golden Gate Park's Lindley Meadow, deftly transporting the crowd and Thompson's song all the way to Kentucky by way of Bluegrass.



I don't know how many hundreds of thousands of people showed up for the festival this year. Many hundreds of thousands, I'm guessing. Most likely plenty attended all three days, as we did.



Earlier on Sunday I entertained the passing thought than John Langford would induce a heart attack in himself with all his vigorous prancing around the stage as the rest of the Mekons sang a chorus of "this is the end, this is the end," as shown here:



Jeff Tweedy played a remarkably long and engaging solo set to close the show on Friday night. Friday is the only day on which the Festival uses just the one stage. Saturday and Sunday's shows are spread out over five, and there's more good music than one ear can possibly entertain going on all at once all weekend long on those five stages.

Los Lobos played a sizzling set to close out Saturday's show on the Star Stage, preceded by my wife's favorite of the weekend, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, with Victor Wooten and Futureman himself, just like in the old days.

So what if we missed Jorma and the Austin Lounge Lizards and Steve Earl and Robert Earl Keen and Ricky Skaggs and Boz Skaggs, and David Grissman and Marley's Ghost and Gillian Welch and James McMurtry and The Flatlanders and Nick Lowe and the New Lost City Ramblers?

What the hey. We heard more than our fare share of good music anyhow.

Here's a picture of Warren Hellman, the originator of this million dollar bash, wrestling with his banjo, joined by Ron Thomason of the Dry Branch Fire Squad and the fine fiddler Heidi Clare.


October 05, 2007

How News Breaks



Chris Matthews speaking at a bash celebrating the 10th Anniversary of Hardball, declared he wanted to make some news with his remarks, and went on to chide the Bush Administration for trying to influence the editorial content of his show, something that had never happened under Clinton.

"They've finally been caught in their criminality," Matthews said, although what exactly led to this conclusive apprehension on the part of Matthews he left unstated, allowing the listener to assume any one of the most recent examples of the Administration's depredations for whatever Matthews meant by that. And in fact, this is a nefarious crew, the Bush Administration, with a laundry list of possible referents.



He was speaking before a crowd of people including Alan Greenspan, Ted Kennedy, his pundit colleagues Andrea Mitchell and Tim Russert and a bunch of MNBC/MSNBC brass, according to examiner.com.

I think a lot of people caught on about this Administration's criminality from the very first, making Matthews's use of the word "finally" seem past due from him, coming from someone who's expected to be up on news from Washington and all.

Everyone already knows about the assaults on Social Security and on science and about Katrina and torture and the spying in on everyone everywhere in defense against fearful terror.

Somehow Matthews didn't catch that part until now, or saw no reason to share his insight long after instances of malign behavior in all these various venues had permanently convinced a vast majority of Americans that the President was a wrongheaded dolt whose polices must no longer be entertained. In public polls, Bush's raw approval rating has remained in the low thirties for more than a year now for all the reasons people have for disapproving of the bad job he's doing so willfully. Matthews, inchoate before his pundit peers, finally comes around.

Today President Bush said once again, "…we don't torture."

This is political speech, and protected under the First Amendment. He's the President, and he can say anything he wants and there's really nothing to do for it. It's in the Constitution.

He can say over and over again for all the reasons it would be politic to do so, including self-incrimination, that the United States doesn't engage in torture, and of course that's allowed. It is not by any measure true, howevermuch the definition of torture is worked over in the back rooms of the Justice Department and the White House to suit Bush's usage.

Chris Matthews may or may not report that the President gave a strong defense of the Administration's detention policies today; somebody will, if only on Fox News.

"We stick to U.S. law and international obligations," the President said, selecting his words.



There is an ocean of news of criminal torture breaking against the rock-ribbed shore of political speech pronounced by Bush today. But then again, maybe Chris Matthews was talking about something else.

October 04, 2007

Mr. Hellman's Fine Spread

Each year on the first weekend in October, on one side of the City of San Francisco you have your Fleet Week ceremonies and celebrations, with their inevitable intrusions of Blue Angels all over the city's airspace , and on the other side of San Francisco, in Golden Gate Park, Mr. Waren Hellman's nice gift to the city, the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival, which he foots the bill for like a perfect gentleman.


You can chose to go for free to Speedway or Lindley or Marx Meadow in the park this weekend, putting yourself in the near neighborhood of more good music than one ear can stand, thanks to Mr. Hellman. He's the fellow in profile with his arm resting against the spray bottle in the image above, sitting with his pals at this year's Strawberry Music Festival. He likes that kind of music, and he lavishes it on San Francisco each year.

The show runs from about noon to 7pm on five stages, and draws an enormous crowd to Golden Gate Park, as might be expected. A good portion of the crowd just won't sit down, but forms endlessy refreshed streams of strollers navigating their way between the five stages or to and from strategically placed port-a-potties or food stands, but for the most part the thousands and thousands of people who show up stake out some sedentary spot in the crowd at one stage or another and stick to it.

It's so good.

Droll Patrol

Ted Koppel dares to jest in the lair of John Stewart himself.

Think Thing


If you think that, you've got another think coming.



If you think that, you've got another thing coming.


Never once in the long years I'd assumed I was familiar with the phrase had I considered that the actual asserted value of x being offered in the common enough phrase you've got another x coming, might be the word "think." Not once.

"…another think?" I thought, when apprised of this a few years back. "Think? Really?"

Now and then I notice a brief eruption of controversy over which word is correct.

But for the most part I don't think about the thing at all. And if you think I might be swayed by one side of the argument or the other, well, …no. No, I am not swayed at all.

Because, you see, I've never used the phrase myself as near as I can recall. It's just not the way I talk to people.


If you think that, you're a fucking idiot.


Yes, yes, I've used that. And…


Do check your priors!


But not the thing with the think, no.

October 03, 2007

Soak the Rich

And live happly ever after.

Earlier in the Quotidian

My brother lives in Washington near Gig Harbor. He called all of his siblings up to his house on the Key Peninsula for a weekend in August.

We went to Tacoma to see the Museum of Glass, centerpiece of the new downtown in Tacoma.

a conic section of the Museum of Glass in Tacoma

The Museum features an enormous breast-or-tilted-teepee-shaped cone of metal reminiscent of Tacoma's earlier use for its waterfront, as suggested by this image by Michael Hamilton.

Chihuly Bridge of Glass

The cone and the grounds around it and the attached Chihuly Brige of Glass command a vast amount of space along the Thea Foss Waterway just across from downtown, the Museum grounds connected to downtown just there by that bridge, the Museum grounds delivered to downtown by a wide stair winding around the base of the prominent cone of the museum and up to the bridge of glass and over the intersecting wide corridor of interstate highway and rail that sluices through the town there just like a river separating the two districts, nicely joined again by that happily placed bridge.

The Museum of Glass from across the way

Inside the cone of the museum of glass the girders are visible. I have no idea what kind of metal is being used here. It could be alumino-titanium for all I know. Holds up quite well, whatever it is.

a view of the exposed ceiling of the Museum of Glass

Here's what it looks like under the cone in the workspace where the glass is being made:

The glass works at the Museum of Glass

The one in the yellow shirt is leading the team. In the back you can see another similar glass being tended to while the torches get taken to the one fresh out of the oven.

Eventually the whole bunch of them attempt to join the two parts together:

working glass at the Museum of Glass in Tacoma

The Museum shows how art glass is made (the work's progress can be followed from seats in the balcony above the workspace). The Museum shows off, too, some outcomes of all this glass making artistry with a modest number of items on display in its exhibit wing.

The untitled styrofoam cups of Chris Taylor (2005) update the Ballantine beer cans observed by Jasper Johns (1960) by thoroughly modernizing the material being observed. Here's the ubiquitous styrofoam cup, now, observed in art glass form, superceding the ubiquitous rolled sheet metal container of the commercially available stuff made by Ballantine and sold as beer commemorated in the painted bronze of Johns.

The two cups are curiously joined, as I see it.

on display at the Museum of Glass

The expanse taken up by the grounds of the Museum of Glass seems depopulated for a public space. Maybe this will change when the nearby inbuilding of urban apartment spaces is complete and the natural inclination to go somewhere nearby is established in the new residents of downtown Tacoma as they begin to flesh out the uses for such a space in their new city.



As yet the downtown neighborhood isn't densly populated enough to require quite so much space to spread out in, or renowned enough to make many travelers go to Tacoma on purpose and clog the place up on their own.

From the Chihuly Bridge of Glass it's just a short jog across the main street there downtown to stairs leading further up the hill and onto the campus of the University of Washington Tacoma, connecting the campus with the waterway by this broad pedestrian pathway, a pathway intersected on the main street by the trolley line running through downtown. This is a good and thoughtful design for an urban core minus the few hundred thousand people whose activities could easily be provided for in the space made available for them in Tacoma.

There are certainly enough people innately indifferent to weather to populate such an agreeable space as downtown Tacoma is now, now that the viscous air of the pulp mills of decades past has dissipated. Downtown Tacoma is a habitable enough space for those inclined at all towards urban living, always allowing for the inherent sogginess of the place.

October 01, 2007

Mile High

Congratulation to the Colorado Rockies, who won a thrilling come-from-behind victory over the San Diego Padres in thirteen innings tonight to win the wild-card playoff spot in the National League.

It was a tremendously exciting game, not well played defensively by either team, but absolutely riveting for the nail-biting closeness of the match and the explosive finish, which saw San Diego score on a two-run homer by Scott Hairston in the top of the thirteenth before Colorado, facing Trevor Hoffman in the bottom half of the inning, answered with a double, another double, a triple, and a sacrifice fly to win the game.

Replays showed pretty clearly that Matt Halliday, sliding home with the deciding run, never touched home plate. But, when the umpire signals safe there's not a whole lot that can be done by anybody, except rue the day forever in San Diego. It's over, it's in the books, the dagger sunk deep in the heart of Padres and their fans.

September 26, 2007

September 23, 2007

Sunfish at Monterey Bay Aquarium

The Wikipedia entry on ocean sunfish says baldly, "The ocean sunfish resembles a fish head without a tail." I hope this unobjectionable observation stirs no controversy over in the wiki's disussion page, being about as nuetral a way of describing the beast's form as might commonly occur to the most excruciatingly disinterested observer.

Viewed from the side the ocean sunfish does look like a fish head without a tail, the creature terminating in an odd florescence of rows of bulbous growths instead of the culminating tail of the fish as commonly concieved. I would only add that the ocean sunfish is a very large and widespread and relatively recent addition to the world's oceans that resembles a fish head without a tail. Its kind arose in the late Eocene, about 50 million years ago. Ocean sunfish now occupy tropical and temperate waters in every ocean. Ocean sunfish grow to enormous size. Two of them are on view at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Ocean Sunfish at Monterey Bay Aquarium



From the front of the creature to its matched dorsal and anal fins, the sunfish follows the general plan of body parts of a fish. The head of the sunfish does look like a head in profile, and it has all the forward parts of the head, the mouth and nose and eyes and gills, right up front where they're expected of a fish.

My wife immediately recognized J. Edgar Hoover's profile here:

J. Edgar Fish



The eyes of the ocean sunfish are perched in little pods of flesh outside the beast's skull, which give them uparalleled range of motion at the risk of being snipped right off by some passing other creature, of which the seas are known to abound.

The whole eye-on-a-stalk design in general would seem to suffer from this everpresent probability of passing blindness as a tradeoff for the best possible view of its surrounds, which is presumably why the eye design that hugs closer to the skull, willingly trading the valued acuity of eye-on-a-stalk for the more highly valued persistence of vision afforded its recessed postion is the fashion even among the common run of fish. Continuity of sight slightly trumps acuity of sight here in the race to put the eye somewhere or other on the fish. But, still, there it is the eye of the ocean sunfish, out there in its little cup of flesh, the cup capable of waggling the eye around to get the full view if needs be.

The whole of the fish 



Just past the jutting fins atop and below the creature, just behind what up until then follows in the main the sequence of segments given for a fish's shape, with the head accounted for and then the midpart coming along just there behind it with its fins and all being well disposed of, and, but then …, some profoundly different segment pops up to terminate the thing: the unique truncated remainder of the ocean sunfish instead of the valued tail as given almost everywhere else for the regular ending of a fish.

September 22, 2007

Down in Monterey

Had Monterey been founded by the Greeks, back in the day when they were colonizing the wide Pontus or populating Sicily with their kind and looking for a likely spot to settle, they would have predicated its continued success on its attachment to a wide regional network of boat traffic already transporting back and forth every sort and manner of human material between neighboring outposts of urban doings elsewhere in the Pontus and now to and from this newly established "Monterey" of theirs, from the freshest of produce possible to the most forceful of portable politics such boatmen might regularly choose to carry along with them.

What the internet now carries was transportable by ship or not transportable at all in those times. Most of what the internet now carries couldn't be and wasn't carried by the crude tools available for passing information along in those days, but such boats as there were, rude vessels they might seem to us, were apt enough vehicles not only for the crass cargo of physical objects ping ponging around the Pontus, but also the limited yet ever significant cargo of humans themselves bearing all their entailed mischief of accompanying written messages and pronounced speech, each boat in effect equal to a discreet packet of information readied to be spilled out on that shore, whatever other goods it might bear, the information of whatever value it might prove voyaging along to its alloted port in the reports and retorts of arriving humans and there stitched together as neatly as needs be to the continuously arriving other packets of information from other boats berthing there to form some provisionally useful semblance of the world on which the new place of Monterey must depend.

Monterey, as it turns out, was not founded on the bounded Pontus by colonizing Greeks. It was made by wide-wandering Spaniards on the far distant coastal shore of California, wide-wandering Spaniards who made Ulysses' travels look like a suburban commute. There was nothing regional for Monterey to connect with, no net of near relations in the Spanish world to fully engage. Such California settlements as San Diego had their small traffic with Monterey, but the closest meaningful Spanish port was distant Acapulco. San Diego, almost 400 miles away by open ocean, was not so much a trading partner of Monterey as a rival jostling with Monterey for a fair share of Acapulco's commercial and social attention. Acapulco was and of course remains thousands of miles from Monterey, maybe as removed as Cadiz is from Athens or Antioch or Alexandria or some other standard of enormous distance by Old World measure.

Any ship arriving from Acapulco, irrespective of the material cargo it transported to Monterey, dragged with it some discrete quantity of information, information bounded by the ship's admittedly rude tools consisting as they did in those times almost exclusively of the stuff a scribe might write or the chat coded into the inevitably disparate pronouncements of the sum total of passengers and crew on all the arguable points of that information, borne along to the dock in Monterey in that chat it was, variously advanced, denounced, declaimed, deplored, defended or, summarily, disregarded, by the humans, agents of that information's passage on that ship.

Sometimes the information carried by the given passenger arriving by boat from Acapulco might consist primarily of the announced, "I'm here!" with all the engaging mischief that brief and simple message must entail.

Shipbuilding and seamanship had advanced so profoundly since the time of the Greeks that the idea of regular communication between places as distant as Monterey and Acapulco was no longer inconcievable, but merely another long doable stretch in the global network of Spanish shipping that reached all the way from Manila and the East to the ports of the Spanish homeland by way of Central America.

Monterey was an adequate and sufficient harbor for the odd long distance boat that might reach port there, with an absurdly fertile hinterland nearby, and seas brimming with fish. The Spanish knew of the great protected bay just to the north; they settled it, but that place was never more than an outlier of Monterey, for all intents the capital city of the relatively attentuated Spanish presence in that part of California. Across its own bay, Monterey faced the small mission town of Santa Cruz.

People whose forebears had lived in those parts for six thousand years and in that time crafted for themselves what, given the millenia involved, represented an enduring relationship to that land, died in droves on the approach of the Spaniards, and it was all the Spaniards fault. The Spaniards brought disease and cruel uses, and the local people were laid low.

Just south of Monterey the Esalens ceased. The language they mouthed as they navigated those six thousand years along the central coast of what became California is unknown. Eventually, by enclosure and by infection, all the local people were eradicated.

Monterey lost its preeminent position in California to San Francisco following the Gold Rush, but continued to prosper.

September 21, 2007

The Successful Canning of the Invincible City

John Steinbeck is the reason most people have heard of Cannery Row, and Doc Rickett's ramshackle marine biology lab still stands there.

Some years ago the focus of the neighborhood was on fish restaurants and curio shops and dives left over from a previous generation's use of the space as the center of a thriving industrial fishing operation, centered on large structures extending out on wharves over the placid tidal waters of the bay on the north side of Cannery Row.

Over time Cannery Row had industriously used up all the nearby marine fishery, and eventually the previous purposes of the buildings there were abandoned to the next generation's uses.

The newer generation put up some newer buildings, but often enough just moved into something that was already standing there and made it over for its own reason. Before, the building might have been knee-deep in fish guts, and later the repository of insistent t-shirts and coffee mugs, but it wasn't replaced, just repurposed. The new uses for the place moved in to the neighborhood and took over what was there for the most part.

Now, though, with the coming of unending oodles of money poured into the Monterey Bay Aquarium by the generous whim of the Packard Family, the previous buildings themselves are being replaced to serve a newly conceived use for Cannery Row.



This is a sizable new mixed-use project literally spanning Cannery Row. It will house hundreds and hundreds of people when it's done, if the housing market doesn't totally implode in the meantime and drag its construction to a halt.

In recent years there's been so much money in home construction that the impulse to replace abandoned commercial buildings downtown with newly constructed blocks of mixed-use buildings has affected medium-sized cities all over the country. Downtown Tacoma has its own sizable inbuilding project in about the same stage of completion as this Cannery Row project.

When they grow up, people like living in humane urban environments, right there next to where all the real money is with all the civic conveniences right at hand. Often enough they're crowded out by all the other money-making uses an urban neighborhood can be put to, but still, people do like to live in the middle of a nice city, something that was never really arguable, but remained ignored for half a century all over America for the much better money to be had in building suburbs.

The life of a city is subject to its own tides, as examined by Carmilo Vergara at the Invincible Cities website, using photographs chronicling the fortunes of various building sites in Richmond, California, Camden, New Jersey, and New York (specifically Harlem), New York.

Cannery Row didn't languish derelict for a generation as some sites recorded in Invincible Cities have done, urban sites where human intervention seems for now to have exhausted itself among the abandoned detritus of previous use.

Instead, in time Cannery Row hit the jackpot when chosen as the site where the particulars of the shockingly generous bequest of the Packards were to be realized: the construction and maintenance of a magnificent sprawling aquarium dedicated to the deep, set at the end of Cannery Row over the waters of Monterey Bay.

Ed Ricketts was the acknowledged model for Doc in Steinbeck's famous novel. He operated Pacific Biological Laboratories at 800 Cannery Row from 1928 to 1948.



By sufferance of the enormous project next door the building at 800 Cannery Row where Ricketts did his marine biology still exists. Ricketts was a fellow using the rude tools available to marine biology in his time, with the same sort of affable impulses toward the sea as pronounced in its currently corporatized expression down at the end of the street in the enormous Monterey Bay Aquarium, where biological specimens of the deep are no longer simply held in jars or pails or cages or rows of tanks as in Rickett's time, but are now at the Aquarium made viewable to the public alive in spectacularly large tubs of replicated ocean placed all over the extensive wings of the place.

September 20, 2007

An Anniversary Present

The whole plan was to go see the otters at Monterey Bay Aquarium, a truly imposing structure on the Cannery Row waterfront. We turned off Highway 1 at Moss Landing, and just as we passed by the back of the harbor, Sharon said, "Hey! Otter!"



I pulled over. Sure enough, a sea otter lazing in the backwater of the harbor, sixty feet from the road.

Pretty soon another sea otter showed up and began sporting around with the first one.



Later, at the Aquarium, from the description Sharon gave of what we'd seen, a guide at the sea otter tank explained that the smaller sea otter was probably a juvenile who still wanted to frisk around with mom.



"Hey, ma, c'mon! Gimme a ride!"

Perfect. We were only halfway to Monterey Bay Aquarium, and we'd already reached our goal.

September 19, 2007

Do Androids Sleep in Electric Deeps?

From Article, by way of the Valve, a page on science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.

It Be Talk like a Pirate Day, Boy-o

From Language Log (and what more appropriate place to host a longterm discussion of talking like a pirate, for that matter), incited by today's annual occurrence of Talk Like a Pirate Day, this nice image, created by someone who left it out in the open on the internet anonymously some years ago:



On this day twenty-six years ago, with a full-throated "Arrrrrrrrrrrr!" I swung down on a rope from the highest yardarm in the British Navy, grabbed up the prized damsel in my free arm, and pirated her away with me. That would be the pirate way of putting it, I suppose, endorsed by the thinking like a pirate that all this talking like a pirate on this day encourages. For certain values of Arrrr, is what I'm saying, it was just like that, matey.

I got married on this day twenty-six years ago, though I can't square the pirate way of putting it with the wedding day itself, which in honest haze of memory I recall engaging with in a hyperreal daze, stunned by the magnitude of all the great yet still tentative possibilities opened up by taking my part in the act on that day.

Right there in the open field of Aptos Village Park, in front of all the people who cared to see it done, I acted the approved part of the dazed groom. There was little of the swagger, let alone the swinging down on a rope, required of buccaneers from me on that day, as I recall.

Today, twenty-six years on, we're heading over to Monterey to see our special friends the otters at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Happy Anniversay, dear.

September 18, 2007

Stones and Glass museums




First, if I had my way

Hmm… I'd put this image in the header if I knew how:



Maybe later.